vaeporeons:

*points at fully grown video game character* my child


crawling my way to the end of this semester
excitingbounty:

I love how Krabby has a tiny photo of Ash to look at in his bowl.
guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

Sebastian Stan at the “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” World Premiere on March 13, 2014 Do not repost/edit.
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penotbutter:

when i grow up im going to be a videogame

orbitfactors:

[computer gets stuck]

me: [captain america voice] son, just don’t

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

nosecretstoreveal:

it’s amazing how for 13 years of my life I was able to wake up at 6am 5 days a week and now I can’t even manage waking up for a 1pm class twice a week

thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

smathmouth:

My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing

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